(Source: tylerhoechlin)
Posted 1 day ago
so some old dude returned my cell phone that i dropped by a river last night and i was like “oh what a good samaritan” but then i found out that he called a bunch of my contacts and asked if they wanted to suck his dick and have buttsex and then i threw my phone in the toilet
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(Source: deathstarblog)
Posted 5 days ago
slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat
Posted 5 days ago
thinking about shitty awful bigoted things you said in the past
Posted 5 days ago
I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A NORMAL GIF
HOW THE FLYING FUCK IN A TIN CAN DO YOU MAKE THESE
SERIOUSLY well done.
(Source: matafari)
Posted 1 week ago
Time uses a picture of a young woman taking a selfie to demonstrate how fucked up our generation is
Why not use a picture of a 50 year old white male banker masturbating with mortgage papers into the mouth of a senator
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