The Daleks are so annoying and I wish they would never show up because all they do is say the same damn thing over and over while maybe firing lasers at a few people, and then they stop dead in their tracks once the doctor shows up, multiple times throughout the show.
Being the best man at a wedding should be an honor, but all it’s doing is freaking me out. 200 people have to hear me talk about how great my friend is. And nobody just says no to being best man. So, here we go.
If anal weirds you out just remember that ducks have one all-purpose hole that they shit out of, piss out of, lay eggs out of, and fuck out of. and don’t get me started on duck penises
*casually sets self on fire* wow why didn’t i think of this before
*casually strolls into a wedding with 200 people while also muttering that setting myself on fire would be way easier*
*casually hand washes his dress clothes while also muttering that setting them on fire would be way easier*
*casually cleans the house while also muttering that burning the house down would be way easier*