Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago

The Daleks are so annoying and I wish they would never show up because all they do is say the same damn thing over and over while maybe firing lasers at a few people, and then they stop dead in their tracks once the doctor shows up, multiple times throughout the show.

Posted 3 days ago

Being the best man at a wedding should be an honor, but all it’s doing is freaking me out. 200 people have to hear me talk about how great my friend is. And nobody just says no to being best man. So, here we go.

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.

(Source: awkwardlyobnoxious)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

is it possible to say the word “neat” without sounding sarcastic

Posted 3 days ago

If anal weirds you out just remember that ducks have one all-purpose hole that they shit out of, piss out of, lay eggs out of, and fuck out of. and don’t get me started on duck penises

Posted 3 days ago

*casually sets self on fire* wow why didn’t i think of this before

Posted 3 days ago

*casually strolls into a wedding with 200 people while also muttering that setting myself on fire would be way easier*

Posted 3 days ago

*casually hand washes his dress clothes while also muttering that setting them on fire would be way easier*

Posted 3 days ago

*casually cleans the house while also muttering that burning the house down would be way easier*

Posted 3 days ago
The trend of labeling women “crazy” is part of the culture that socializes women to go along to get along. When women are told over and over again that they’re not allowed to feel the way they feel and that they’re being “unreasonable” or “oversensitive”, they’re conditioned to not trust their own emotions. Their behavior – being assertive, even demanding or standing up for how they feel – becomes an “inconvenience” to men and they’re taught not to give offense and to consider the feelings of others before their own.
Posted 3 days ago

youngblackandvegan:

modestmojo:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

This is funny but at the same time it hurts so bad

sometimes you gotta laugh to stop from crying

(Source: sandandglass)